When it starts getting hot, there's three things that come to mind.
1. Why isn't there a swimming pool in my backyard?
2. Why don't I know how to swim?
3. I don't own nearly enough skin revealing clothing.
Well, this isn't my house, and I'm petrified of drowning so that leaves #3.
I'm a thin girl. If there's one thing I've learned as a thin girl it's that you never give any sort of proclamation or advice on anything that deals in any way in direct or indirect reference to my weight. That being said, ladies, I think all of us deserve a little summer fashion advice that everyone can enjoy.
Buy lots of tank tops, shorts, skirts, light dresses, and flip flops when Spring clothing lines begin appearing in January (anything to cover the bare essentials! ...unless you like showing everything off ;) ) and you're still stuffed inside of a woolen jacket underneath 5 layers of warm clothing.
You'll usually find that stuff goes on clearance quickly as stores make room for the Summer line. Spring is sometimes just as hot, but if it isn't where you come from (ah, California...), layers still work just fine; that new Spring wardrobe can work its way into your closet (worried about a skirt in the cold? Buy some cute tights and keep those legs warm!) and you know Summer is just around the corner anyway!
A lot of stores sell cotton tanks super cheap if you buy in bulk (and this is what I'm strongly recommending you do). Stock up early and trust me, ladies. You won't regret it.
And besides, who doesn't look good in a skirt and tank top? :)
One of the academic listservs my e-mail is part of, circulated an essay by David E. Hayes-Bautista is Professor of Medicine at the David Geffen School of Medicine at UCLA entitled Beyond the Margaritas and Mariachis. In the essay he demystifies the history of Cinco de Mayo. It's not just an excuse for beer and sombreros. Au contraire!
A google search of the essay brings up the entire piece, so here it is, ladies and gentlemen, in its entirety.
Happy Cinco de Mayo! ]]>Cinco de Mayo---Beyond the Margaritas and Mariachis
David E. Hayes-Bautista
The party hats are out and the drinks are mixed, but, before the festivities begin,
stop and ask yourself: why are we celebrating a battle that happened 150 years ago and
1,500 miles away in Mexico? The answer : we are celebrating the very American values
of freedom and democracy triumphing over the forces of despotism and slavery. To
understand, let’s go back to the origins of the celebration, during the dark days of the
American Civil War.
Early in 1862, all over the North American land mass, the supporters of freedom
and democracy were on the ropes, close to being knocked out of the fight. On the Atlantic
coast, the Union Army had been beaten again and again, as the Confederacy appeared to
be the quick victors. And in Mexico, heartened by the example of the Confederacy, the
French Army was slicing quickly across the landscape, racing to Mexico City to topple
the constitutional president Benito Juarez, and re-institute slavery in the very country that
had been among the first to outlaw that “peculiar institution”.
Then, with the force of a lightening bolt, the electrifying news arrived in
California---far away in Puebla, the gutty, outgunned Mexican army took a determined
stance, and against all expectations, stopped the mighty French army cold, and threw it
back. For the first time since the canons had fired on Fort Sumter, the forces defending
freedom and democracy had stopped the forces of despotism and slavery, the first victory
of Good over Evil. And it happened in Mexico first.
Overjoyed at striking the first blow for freedom, tens of thousands of Latinos up
and down the state of California celebrated the unexpected victory with bonfires, canon
salutes, parades and impromptu speeches. They were the state’s strongest supporters of
Lincoln and the indivisible Union, as well as of Juarez and the constitution of Mexico.
The Californio statesman general, Mariano Vallejo, had one son, Platon, serving as a
surgeon with the Union troops on the Atlantic coast, and another one, Uladislado, serving
on the front line with Juarez in Mexico opposing the French. Andres Pico (of Pico
Avenue fame in Los Angeles) raised and personally paid for equipping four troops of
Spanish speaking Native California Cavalry raised in Los Angeles, Santa Barbara, San
Jose and San Francisco, who then rode to Arizona Territory to stop a joint Confederate-
French takeover of the West.
One war, two fronts. Euphorically, Latinos in 129 locations in California, Nevada
and Oregon organized a network of juntas patrioticas (patriotic assemblies) both to raise
funds to enable Juarez to continue his fight against the French, and to rally voters for
Lincoln’s embattled re-election. Times were hard, money was scarce. But, for five years,
the juntas used the anniversary of the first Battle of Puebla to raise spirits, and funds, and
the Cinco de Mayo was established as an institution in California as an incentive to
provide support for the forces battling despotism and slavery, both in the Atlantic states
and in Mexico.
And when the conflicts finally ended, the flags of liberty waved over the two
countries once again at peace, the lands of the brave and the homes of the free. Since
then, for 150 years, Latinos have commemorated this crucial period in the histories of
both the US and Mexico.
So, during this year’s festivities, take some time off from the margaritas and
mariachis, and remember the key reasons why Latinos are celebrating: the victory of
freedom and democracy in the North American land mass.
15 minutes in the cold with Ellen! Ta-da!
Ha ha--I already took all the presents out of the bag.
Komi eats bows.. and when she can't get to those, wrapping paper. Mostly bows. She also tore open one of the cat food bags I bought last night for Santa Paws. -.-